Everybody knows writers are tortured souls who only have nightmares, not “dreams.”
Category: signs
You Mean THAT Victoria’s Secret??!
“OMG!!? The one in Shanghai??! And Moscow?!”
A non-event: opening yet another Victoria’s Secret.
Same store as Paducah KY and Wauwatosa WI and Tusaloosa AL and Schenectady NY and Fargo ND and …
More For Less Is More More More More Moreorless
The boss said:
“Here’s 300 of these ‘Something More For Less’ signs. Put ’em around the store.”
And the clerk said:
“F that. Imma just put ’em all in one aisle.”
Let’s Make Our Tellers Unemployed
Why don’t they just come out and say it?
“The more you do for yourself, the less we do for you.”
“And the less we do for you, the more money we make. And the more money we make…well, you get the idea.”
Marketing By Crazy J
On the subway, a rather sloppy ad for The Guardian Angels. It’s not like they bought ad space and have an agency running their campaign.
That’s what happens when you have CRAZY J handling your media.
Freedom Used To Mean Something
That is…before GLUTEN came along and ruined everything….
Dead Man Shaving
The B&W photo.
Just the neck and the nose.
The cryptic headline.
This isn’t an ad for a shave. This mob guy is about to get his throat slit.
Nightmare For A Chicken
No imagination here. What kinda food truck is this beyond that they have chicken? So, unable to conjure any sorta hook, they just say “Dream Chicken.” Maybe for you, but for the chicken happily spreading his wings, eyes bulging … THIS IS NO DREAM.
Astronomy. Time-Space Continuum. Globular Cluster of Stars. Coffee.
When I think of galaxies, I don’t think of coffee, snacks or heavy-duty alkaline cleaners like Zep.
But after seeing this truck, I will never look at galaxies the same.
I will also never spell the word galaxie the same either.
Just Display The Magic Words And Watch The Madness Begin
Sometimes its it’s very hard to articulate what exactly a consumer is seeking. When all else fails, why not: NEED WANT NOW
