If You Are Advertising Then You Are Advertising Already

This is sort of a recursive version of that sign near a development off the highway that says, “If you lived here you’d be home by now.”

If you are reading this, then you'd be reading this by now. Or something like that.

But by this logic, if YOU are reading this and your CUSTOMERS are reading this then why don’t you just go talk to your customers who are reading this over your shoulder instead of advertising inside a shopping cart??