I See Dead Potatoes
When I see a potato, I don’t see possibilities.
I see a potato.
Enticing, Mouth-Watering Words For A Restaurant Website
Restaurants Are BACK!! And what better way to emphasize that than to include links on your website like “Scratch Kitchen,” “Whole Homemade Desserts,” “40 Craft Beers,” and “COVID MITIGATION”
…and why not further hook those hungry customers so when they click on “COVID MITIGATION” they see more gustatory verbiage, like “Virus Vaporizing”
All Things Stupidy
Wordplay is not a game and should only be done by professionals. This contractor may know his basements but hasn’t learned:
YOU CAN’T CREATE AN ADJECTIVE BY ADDING A ‘Y.’
NOTHING is ‘basementy’ so all things canNOT be basementy.
And, btw, dude. The umbrella. Not basementy in the least. Srsly?!
Did Anybody Ask Nature What SHE Thinks?
Well I talked to Nature and she said:
“I would never drink soda! I can drink ANY mineral water I want since I created them all! At the end of a long day, however, I do love a fine glass of Chevalier-Montrachet La Cabotte Chardonnay.
“Sierra Mist?? I friggin’ created the real mist IN the Sierras!! There’s no sugar in that! In fact, smartypants, the Sierras are not known for mist as the air rarely gets oversaturated with moisture. Just sayin'”
But What If They Build An Apartment IN The River??
Because a river view is only as good if it can’t be blocked by, oh, another river view apartment building.
We’re Glad You’re Sick…Welcome Back!
Sometimes Marketing Madness slips in unnoticed. Nothing unusual here. They are welcoming people back. They fixed the place up. It’s new.
Oh yeah. I LITERALLY have to be SICK to get back here.
Welcome THIS ya Medical Center, you!
No Wonder We Have Made ZERO Progress
Citibank is holding everything up.
They also have a lotta people’s money too
Run Chicky Run! They’re Gonna Kill You!
As noted before, I’m not a fan of depicting the actual animal in cartoon form in my food marketing. So, although this guy looks happy-ish, he is RUNNING so what does that tell you? Yes, we understand this may be advertising fast food but seriously?
The word play is pretty shoddy too. A better tag line would be:
“More dead animals for your dead presidents”
“I’m An Idiot. And I’m Not An Idiot”
If she’s never impressed. Then she can’t say she’s never impressed.
“This statement is false. I’m not lying.”