From 2 competing direct-mail pieces doing the same damned thing arriving on the same damned day:
MOSQUITO HUNTERS
![Hunters Kill ... leave the kids and dog alone](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Hunter_front.png)
![Squads can kill and are more of a team and not has deadly. Lighten up!](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Hunter_back.png)
VERSUS
MOSQUITO SQUAD
![The only good mosquito hunter is a dead mosquito hunter](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Squad_back.png)
![The only bad mosquito is a live mosquito](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Squad_front.png)
Okay, so Mosquito Hunter has a nice sorta Nigel Thornberry (Of the Wild Thornberry’s cartoon) vibe.
![Safari Hunter Dude with Australian bush hat](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Hunter_dude.png)
![](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/tumblr_static_nigel_thornberry.jpg)
But, really, he’s kinda holding the mosquito like a pet.
![](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Hunter_Dude2-1.jpg)
Then again, he’s about to crush the bastard.
Why does the Mosquito have a sorta Dracula-ish helmet haircut thing goin?
![](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/DraculaHelmentHead.png)
Squad Guy is a little hipper and a more contemporary feel. ![](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Squad_Dude2.jpg)
But then … are those … Man Boobs?
Prominent in the Squad piece is … dead bugs. Kinda dark huh?
![The only dead bug is a good bug](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/deadbugs.png)
Whereas the Hunter has a more positive, ethnically-diverse, animal-friendly feeling happening.
![](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/HappyHunting.png)
You know what though? They are both White Men carrying weapons. The whole thing is a disgrace and I don’t want to have anything to do with them.
Let the Mosquitos take over!