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![Eat my house mofo!](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/IMG_3513-scaled.jpeg)
Skip the mixing, the rolling pin, the cookie cutter, the oven and the baking and just open the box and EAT the damned crap!
Yes, nothing goes better with the spicy, sweet flavor of gingerbread than a candy that is so sour it makes you gag and pucker!!
![Nerdy Sweet Sour Tart Candy Rotten Teeth Sugar Rush](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/soursweet.jpg)
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This sour patch kid looks pissed off because he’s been stuck to the side of a house.
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![I live in a house sandwiched between two chocolate cookies with cream](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/IMG_3514-scaled.jpeg)
![Oreo household](https://madnessmuseum.leesachs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/IMG_3516-scaled.jpeg)
Includes Oreo cookies!?! I had NO idea!!!