It’s like a carnival-in-a-bag.
DON’T MAKE ME WRITE MORE COPY ABOUT SALAD!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
I know what to do!!
I will put words in the salad’s mouth.
And you will put the salad on your mouth.
What the fuck are you talking about? Have you lost your fucking mind?! Now go back and write some proper copy!
In the future, everything will taste like everything.