Can’t Build Me I’m The Gingerbread House (in a box)!

Can I just eat it and not build it? Eat my house mofo!

Skip the mixing, the rolling pin, the cookie cutter, the oven and the baking and just open the box and EAT the damned crap!

Gingerbread Cottage Cheese!!Yes, nothing goes better with the spicy, sweet flavor of gingerbread than a candy that is so sour it makes you gag and pucker!!

Nerdy Sweet Sour Tart Candy Rotten Teeth Sugar Rush

This sour patch kid looks pissed off because he’s been stuck to the side of a house.

I live in a house sandwiched between two chocolate cookies with cream

Oreo household

Includes Oreo cookies!?! I had NO idea!!!

Ocean Bound Windex

I am misreading it but this seems to be just screaming at me:
“THIS BOTTLE IS HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE GREAT PACIFIC TRASH GYRE!! DON’T YOU WORRY!!!”

Pacific Ocean Windex

The copy on this label has a just a little too much emphasis on the words “Ocean Bound Plastic” which kinda overwhelms the lil’ “bottle made of”

Mislabeled Label