You can have your chocolate eggs. To me, no candy better sums up the Easter holiday spirit than a tiny breath mint in pastel colors.
Category: packaging
Big Day For Box Of Rags
I’m thinking the generic Box of Rags people consider this a major coup. Scott® with all their supposed marketing might gets bumped down the page, “Rags in a Box” product overshadowed by the sheer mass of Boxes of Rags
I can just hear the Box of Rags sales guy exclaiming to his boss:
Fred! Are ya sitting down!? Just got off the phone with the catalog people. We got a full spread, top third of the page. Above Scott!! BOOYAH!!!
HULK BECOME HULK FROM RADIATION!! NOT FROM JUICE CART!!
Hulk not transform from cold pressed juice! Hulk transform from gamma radiation and other strange chemical process.
Juice only good for normal human!
Hulk not endorse juice from cart on city street!
Hulk and Marvel Comics Lawyers sue for rights to use image!
Riot At The Consolidated Plastics Photo Shoot
Marketing Madness in Trade Catalogs #17:
Big mistake putting metal on the cover of…CONSOLIDATED PLASTICS
Made With Real Food, Good Source Of Ingredients
Sometimes you just wonder why they bother to write these things on a package. The cheapest food in the world doesn’t need sexy. But it wold look empty with just the oh-so-generic brand Pasta USA and the photo. So the designer just had to say something. That explains it.
Because The Earth Has Been Around 4 and a half Billion Years And You Just Got Here
The Earth doesn’t need a tune-up. The Earth doesn’t NEED anything…it is a PLANET! Earth is not even insulted by this.
It doesn’t even care that I’m defending it against this crappy concept.
Never Eat A Fruit By Its Cover
I bought it because of the package. I knew it wasn’t fresh fruit. I didn’t mind that it would be dried.
But how to contain my disappointment when I open and see this?
Has It Gotten This Bad??
I guess it’s better than saying:
FOOD SHOULD NOT KILL YOU
All The Little Men Like Their Little Gummies
Would a manly man really take vitamin gummies?
And The Dominant Color For This Brand Will Be…
How much time do you think they debated what that color should be for this product?