Beyond The Bed And The Bath Is … The Home

So the Big Box Bed Bath & Beyond isn’t really a store after Covid because retail is dead and we’re all stuck at home. How will they spin that and make us feel better?

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Easy!

  • Home, happier
  • Shop, lazily
  • Deliver, immediately

The Big Box Stores are now warehouses for our stuff. Happier?

Your Food Is Handcrafted

Yes, there are men in chef toques with whisks and ladles carefully pouring chocolate over your cookies.

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Then why is that image a drawing??

Because the photo wouldn’t quite communicate the same thing. 1_choc_large_350x300