Give A Sh#$. It’s The Least You Could Do…
Sorry for cursing. This one was asking for it.
This is how you market holiday cards? Slap a pale yellow 11 by 17 card in front of the cards saying Give a card??!
Please, Just Make An Effort To Market
I’m surprised they even bothered to cut the cardboard in that sorta exploding border thing. Otherwise, this is just sad.
Then again, this is just by the freight elevator (on the right), not a heavily trafficked part of the store.
When All Else Fails With Copy, Just Say “AAAH”
Is anyone even paying attention?
Conserve Energy By Crushing Lightbulbs
Someone selected the wrong stock graphic for this pipe insulation utility truck.
Maybe they’re saying, if you put lightbulbs into these gears we can crush and pulverize them and that will save you energy because you won’t have lightbulbs anymore.
Drugs Pictures Drinking Pretty
I like my version better but I guess they had to go with alliteration on this one.
This could also be rearranged to say:
” Drinking Drugging Looking Pretty”
General People Mills Food
Ahh… where to go with this?
Are they saying:
We are making FOOD, PEOPLE?!! Got that?!!
We are manufacturing a special food which is called “Food People”
We are converting food into people
WE ARE ALL EATING EACH OTHER
The bottom line:
it means NOTHING!!!
I See Dead Potatoes
When I see a potato, I don’t see possibilities.
I see a potato.
Sometimes Marketing Madness Gets Papered Over By Social Distancing
They could have made a sign big enough to cover up the elevator ad in this hotel promoting their meeting spaces.
But, ahh, it’s a Global Pandemic! Just don’t kill each other okay?? We can meet in a conference room later.
And if you read the signs carefully through elevator banks 1, 2 and 3 you can see that they are talking about “Meeting in style in the heart of the Main Line.” Oh yeah that…
Look At My Face On The Side Of A Building With Rectanguler Holes In My Head!!
Got this mailer for one of those financial advisors offering a webinar to help with retirement. I ask you: Why would I give my money to a guy who has gaping rectangular holes in his head!? WHY!?!?
Yes, yes we know it’s supposed to be the Nasdaq building in Times Square.
But it is also your face on a building with GAPING RECTANGULAR HOLES IN YOUR HEAD!!