I think if a pet store tried to mess with “My anaconda don’t want none … ” they’d get in trouble.
This has the same feel of lawsuit-waiting-to-happen like this marketing madness from Argo Tea.
It’s the comedy rule of threes. If you have 2 statements, you need that third to make it funny.
…but if it shuts them up while we’re shopping, who cares?
The reason you can’t see below his shoulders is because this is a mug shot and he’s holding up his booking ID.
From the Museum of Marketing Madness Archives, I know they merged back in 2012 with United. But even before the merger, and things were sloppy, this is just sad.
Our commitment remains the same: When you fly in our planes, you will land. You might land in the wrong airport. You might crash.
But you will land.
From the Copywriting School of Repetition, another example of ridiculous repetition for the sake of repetition, repetition.
We see this so often, it seems normal. It’s not normal.
It’s not even normal, normal.
Three steps?!? I thought you just pull them off the shelf and stomp on them!
Think of the poor designer who was saddled with this assignment. And copywriter.
It’s a soap dispenser. Yeah, it’s foamy. Maybe, by virtue of the foamy it is light. But does it need to be called Light and Foamy?
And, let’s not forget, the attorney who filed the register Lite’n Foamy
…said the agency who sold the client on this cute/cool concept. Sure, even if it’s Staten Island, they’ll just be like,
“Whoa, cute logo. Hip. Cool. I’m down!”
Then they’ll say,
“Whoa … why am I on a ferry? Not cool.”
Fashion now, Fashion now!
This is just lazy, uh, copywriting. If you can call it copywriting. As Dada-ist poetry, it’s brilliant.