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Party Supplies From 7-Eleven

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I love how the random stuff at 7-Eleven that’s not snacks connotes a weird sorta party:

“Guess what we’re doin’ tonight?!? We’ll play cards, roll dice, sing happy birthday, mess with a flashlight and use bug spray!! Happy Birthday!!”

Author lrsachsPosted on March 2, 2016March 13, 2016Categories packaging

Your Food Is Handcrafted

Yes, there are men in chef toques with whisks and ladles carefully pouring chocolate over your cookies.

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Then why is that image a drawing??

Because the photo wouldn’t quite communicate the same thing. 1_choc_large_350x300

Author lrsachsPosted on February 18, 2016February 18, 2016Categories food, packaging

Popcorn Is So, So, I Dunno … POPCORN!

Marketing Madness means: Do Something Different.  Even if different isn’t different…it’s different.  Hence: PIPCORN.

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Why “Pipcorn?”

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Because it’s smaller.  Sort of.  Because how often are you eating popcorn thinking:

“Damn it!  I wish this was smaller so I could shove more of this shit in my mouth!!”

 

Author lrsachsPosted on February 15, 2016February 15, 2016Categories food, graphic design, packaging, slogans

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