That is…before GLUTEN came along and ruined everything….
Category: food
Nightmare For A Chicken
No imagination here. What kinda food truck is this beyond that they have chicken? So, unable to conjure any sorta hook, they just say “Dream Chicken.” Maybe for you, but for the chicken happily spreading his wings, eyes bulging…THIS IS NO DREAM.
Comedy Rule Of Threes
The Advertising Will Make You Throw Up
It’s the comedy rule of threes. If you have 2 statements, you need that third to make it funny.
Run Chicky Run! They’re Gonna Kill You!
As noted before, I’m not a fan of depicting the actual animal in cartoon form in my food marketing. So, although this guy looks happy-ish, he is RUNNING so what does that tell you? Yes, we understand this may be advertising fast food but seriously?
The word play is pretty shoddy too. A better tag line would be:
“More dead animals for your dead presidents”
Must’ve Been A Disappointing Reading Of The Will
And to my wife, I bequeath this bag of quinoa seeds…
What Kinda Holiday Are They Celebrating??!
This is just naughty. I’m sorry … it just is.
Why Would You Need Traceability?
Because you may want to find out who made the olive oil that poisoned you.
It’s Just Another Juice
“Ralph, I’m doing the labels. What’re we putting on this?”
“Cranberry, Strawberry…not sure, another juice”
“Well, what’s that other juice?”
“Mike, I have no idea, it’s juice. I’m sure!”
And children, that’s the story of
“How The White Cranberry Strawberry Juice Got Its Label!”
Please, Just Make An Effort To Market
I’m surprised they even bothered to cut the cardboard in that sorta exploding border thing. Otherwise, this is just sad.
Then again, this is just by the freight elevator (on the right), not a heavily trafficked part of the store.
Your Food Is Handcrafted
Yes, there are men in chef toques with whisks and ladles carefully pouring chocolate over your cookies.
Then why is that image a drawing??
Because the photo wouldn’t quite communicate the same thing. 