You Mean THAT Victoria’s Secret??!

“OMG!!?  The one in Shanghai??!  And Moscow?!”


A non-event: opening yet another Victoria’s Secret.

Same store as Paducah KY and Wauwatosa WI and Tusaloosa AL and Schenectady NY and Fargo ND and …

Dead Man Shaving


The B&W photo.

Just the neck and the nose.

The cryptic headline.

This isn’t an ad for a shave.  This mob guy is about to get his throat slit.



Nightmare For A Chicken


No imagination here.  What kinda food truck is this beyond that they have chicken?  So, unable to conjure any sorta hook, they just say “Dream Chicken.”  Maybe for you, but for the chicken happily spreading his wings, eyes bulging      …      THIS   IS      NO          DREAM.

Cutting Down Trees Is ALL The Battle

The battle is not against bacteria.  It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters!  Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??

Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels.  Now don’t you feel badly!!