Plus … it’s a lot cleaner! And it’s a new use for one of the more heinous forms of non-biodegradable waste!
Check out the helpful reminder:
How ’bout the game of “Destroy The Planet With Toxic Waste!!”
Category: graphic design
Conserve Energy By Crushing Lightbulbs
Someone selected the wrong stock graphic for this pipe insulation utility truck.
Maybe they’re saying, if you put lightbulbs into these gears we can crush and pulverize them and that will save you energy because you won’t have lightbulbs anymore.
Tap, Shop, Use Sushi As Parachute … or something…
The illustrator just lost their mind on this one.
I’m not sure why a piece of sushi should be used as a parachute to promote a shopping delivery service.
Maybe when you get delivery it’s like a giant piece of raw fish falling from the sky with gumdrop clouds floating and let’s not forget the giant lump of white rice all of which could never slow the descent of a person that jumped from a plane.
Ocean Bound Windex
I am misreading it but this seems to be just screaming at me:
“THIS BOTTLE IS HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE GREAT PACIFIC TRASH GYRE!! DON’T YOU WORRY!!!”
The copy on this label has a just a little too much emphasis on the words “Ocean Bound Plastic” which kinda overwhelms the lil’ “bottle made of”
Will The Stock Photographer On LSD Please Stop Shooting
No I mean it. In the nicest way, stop.
This raises a LOT of questions, including:
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What makes you think this connotes learning or intelligence.
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Where did you find small colored brains to fit into a gumball machine?
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Do you realize you are reducing brain power and knowledge to the simplicity of putting a quarter in a slot and turning a crank??
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After I put the coin in and turn the crank does this mean I can then use that brain or has it been severed from its original host and is now just a mass of neurons and with no awareness or functional capability??
I guess I should mention this was taken from my day job’s company’s website for internal training. That is why a lotta stuff is redacted. But you can see who is responsible for this mess. Yeah, those people!
If Your Child Is A Steampunk Ninja Butterfly Knight
No idea what they’re teaching here but I kinda wanna go to this school just to see the kids.
Red Junior And His Bottle Gang
Found this “Pocket Pub” flask hanging on the shelf in the beverage aisle. Some funny stuff going on here:
I guess that ol’ hip flask model is just not cool anymore
Just because you fill this with 8oz of booze doesn’t mean you’re carrying around an entire PUB in your POCKET
My favorite: the lil’ gang of miscreants tucked in the upper right-hand corner.
Stock photo agency wouldn’t permit their faces to promote drunk and disorderly behavior.
The silhouettes make ’em look shady though.
If We Digitize It, They Will Buy
Using that mentality, someone over at the Salad Package Design Team came up with this, uh, system to help us, uh, EAT.
Gives new meaning to the expression: “My salad is off the charts!”
This Is Just Sad
Everybody knows sales drop off the closer you get to the freight elevator.
The Manager had to find a place to shove the Deer Park water bottles they were pushing. Knowing this was not a good spot he asked one of the stock boys to make a simple sign, nothing fancy. Good signage is the mark of smart marketing.
And there it is.
And the stuff just flew off the shelves. Flew.
“Millennials Will Move Anywhere There’s A Cool Logo…”
…said the agency who sold the client on this cute/cool concept. Sure, even if it’s Staten Island, they’ll just be like,
“Whoa, cute logo. Hip. Cool. I’m down!”
Then they’ll say,
“Whoa … why am I on a ferry? Not cool.”