“Millennials Will Move Anywhere There’s A Cool Logo…”

…said the agency who sold the client on this cute/cool concept.  Sure, even if it’s Staten Island, they’ll just be like,

“Whoa, cute logo.  Hip. Cool.  I’m down!”

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Then they’ll say,

“Whoa … why am I on a ferry?  Not cool.”