new age – The Museum Of Marketing Madness

When Your World Is Reduced To A Glass Ball

Marketing Madness sometimes happens when an agency has a copy concept or a visual idea but they just don’t have both at the same time.

What to do?

You just mash ’em together and h0pe for the best!

What the hell?! The person reading this is a fucking wreck, needs something to calm down and isn’t gonna care whether the visuals match the copy or vice versa.

So what if it’s a sunny day at the beach and you have a hand model with some funky jewelry holding a globe?? Make the words “upside down” upside down!

But is she gonna get seared where the globe has focused the sun?

Maybe Those New Age Marketers Could Learn Something…

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I’ll say this for marketers of well-known, brand name products: they are more selective and creative when naming their brands. At the health food store, there’s just no imagination whatsoever.

Must’ve Been A Disappointing Reading Of The Will

And to my wife, I bequeath this bag of quinoa seeds…

Why Would You Need Traceability?

Because you may want to find out who made the olive oil that poisoned you.