Maybe it’s just me but when I see ads for meat with animals as cartoon characters, I feel worse when they’re made to look happy.
Pigs don’t smile before they’re slaughtered. Pigs don’t smile. Period.
Marketing Madness Rule #12 – Word Play Is Hard Work
You’re a chimney sweep so why not use the verb sweep in your copy! Except it reads like…
Don’t buy a used car from a used car salesman. Buy it from me: A Used Car Salesman!
And let’s not forget Faceless Gold Figure on the Ladder to Heaven … which was at one time the working title to Wim Wenders’ movie “Wings of Desire”
Maybe Those New Age Marketers Could Learn Something…
I’ll say this for marketers of well-known, brand name products: they are more selective and creative when naming their brands. At the health food store, there’s just no imagination whatsoever.
Because The “Pants For Nobody” Campaign Was A Fail
Don’t Get Caught In This Aisle
Kinda like “shampoo and conditioner” but worse.
Just Wanted To Let Everyone Know I Don’t Care Anymore!
People get crazy around the holidays … and not just the shoppers. Maybe this was like a placeholder manikin, until they get a real one?? Part of me is concerned about whoever put this in the window but, then again, I admire the guts. 
I Only Pee On First Quality!
Luckily I found this urinal just in time. WHEW!
Because It’s Illegal To Be Naked?
Because otherwise we would scare the children?
Why? Did I screw up getting dressed again?? Shit!!
I dunno. Why do you advertise?
Because loincloths are SO 10,000 BC?
Because you came up with an ad campaign so stupid I could write these jokes all day
How Do You Make Things Better
It’s EASY!! Just slap this little sign inside a grocery cart and everything’s all better!!
Dr. Superhero Alarm Truck Metaphor Mess
You’re a doctor, but you’re in tights like a superhero.
You don’t have a cape but you have a white coat on.
You’re clearly about all kinds of alarms, but you just happen to throw in “medical alerts too?!”
DUDE … WHAT ARE YOU!?!?
