Dr. Superhero Alarm Truck Metaphor Mess

You’re a doctor, but you’re in tights like a superhero.

You don’t have a cape but you have a white coat on.

You’re clearly about all kinds of alarms, but you just happen to throw in “medical alerts too?!”


Cutting Down Trees Is ALL The Battle

The battle is not against bacteria.  It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters!  Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??

Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels.  Now don’t you feel badly!!