banners – The Museum Of Marketing Madness

Inside This Tiny Mobile Banner Is A Story…

… except nobody knows WTF the story is about.

fall out of the roller coaster and be caught by the guy in the

I think the story is:

Don’t worry about falling out of the roller coaster that is the stock market because the guy much smaller than you in the cherry picker you will try to catch you.

And he has a hard hat on and a yellow vest so that will help when he tries to catch you.

I think.

Do You Know Which Emoji Represents Depression

Clinically, if I were to examine this, the emoji is presenting signs of bipolar 1 but I’m not a doctor.

Is It Depression ... or just 2 emojis sliced in half and slapped together?

Is It Depression ... or just an emoji?

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I Don’t Care How Cool Apple and Jony Ive Is…

… when an ad for the “3 Worst Prostate Foods” translucently floats in, it’s no longer cool.

Jony Prostate Food

Photos, Circuit boards, Pest control

I get it. You put some software-as-a-service on the web and you’ll make some money off the advertising, helping people convert their SVGs to PNGs. That explains the ad for the “My Heritage” site and the Abacus Technologies, white glove circuit board thing. But, pest control. I mean, yeah computers have ‘bugs’ but srsly??

Oh Look. It’s That Cool Thing With The Thing

I’m sorry I know I’m an ignorant fool and just can’t keep up with all the new doohickies and gewgaws the kids have but…seriously. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??

whatIsThis2

I get it. MIT Technology Review. Cool logo with lower-case font and a modern “N” in the middle. A hole at the bottom with chamfered edge. But … I must repeat … WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!