I Can’t Wait To be Slaughtered!

Maybe it’s just me but when I see ads for meat with animals as cartoon characters, I feel worse when they’re made to look happy.


Pigs don’t smile before they’re slaughtered.  Pigs don’t smile.  Period.

Nightmare For A Chicken


No imagination here.  What kinda food truck is this beyond that they have chicken?  So, unable to conjure any sorta hook, they just say “Dream Chicken.”  Maybe for you, but for the chicken happily spreading his wings, eyes bulging      …      THIS   IS      NO          DREAM.