I swear I read it as Ruby Slippers and figured they were just riding on the coattails of the legendary film.
But on the other hand, if they called them “Chair leg condoms” it would just be wrong.
DON’T MAKE ME WRITE MORE COPY ABOUT SALAD!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
I know what to do!!
I will put words in the salad’s mouth.
And you will put the salad on your mouth.
What the fuck are you talking about? Have you lost your fucking mind?! Now go back and write some proper copy!
I like my version better but I guess they had to go with alliteration on this one.
This could also be rearranged to say:
” Drinking Drugging Looking Pretty”