Let’s face it. They came up with the name “MAOZ” getting wasted in Amsterdam back in 1991. That’s why it has ‘no specific meaning’ — they don’t even remember!
Author: lrsachs
HULK BECOME HULK FROM RADIATION!! NOT FROM JUICE CART!!
Hulk not transform from cold pressed juice! Hulk transform from gamma radiation and other strange chemical process.
Juice only good for normal human!
Hulk not endorse juice from cart on city street!
Hulk and Marvel Comics Lawyers sue for rights to use image!
The Fast and The Furious Shaved Heads
Freedom Used To Mean Something
That is…before GLUTEN came along and ruined everything….
Because The Easiest Thing We Do As Humans Must Be Complicated
…and also disembodied blue hands with red fingers are a sign of …
HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A SIGN OF?!?!
Cutting Down Trees Is ALL The Battle
The battle is not against bacteria. It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters! Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??
Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels. Now don’t you feel badly!!
Not Only Do We Eat Them … We Make Fun Of Them Too!
Big Day For Box Of Rags
I’m thinking the generic Box of Rags people consider this a major coup. Scott® with all their supposed marketing might gets bumped down the page, “Rags in a Box” product overshadowed by the sheer mass of Boxes of Rags
I can just hear the Box of Rags sales guy exclaiming to his boss:
Fred! Are ya sitting down!? Just got off the phone with the catalog people. We got a full spread, top third of the page. Above Scott!! BOOYAH!!!
The Subtext Of Stock Photos
Looks like your basic stock photos for some clickbait headlines … no biggie.
Look again!
WOMEN suffer from self-doubt and the ‘imposter syndrome.’ (and are also stuck inside sitting at a desk with a cup of coffee)
MEN find Strength and use that to get a job. (and also go outside and look at the skyline)
Marketing Madness IS Misogynist!
Before We Gut You Like A Fish…
…put on this chef’s toque. It’ll look great!
That’s it…hold it! Mouth open! Perfect!!