No idea what they’re teaching here but I kinda wanna go to this school just to see the kids.
When Your World Is Reduced To A Glass Ball
Marketing Madness sometimes happens when an agency has a copy concept or a visual idea but they just don’t have both at the same time.
What to do?
You just mash ’em together and h0pe for the best!
What the hell?! The person reading this is a fucking wreck, needs something to calm down and isn’t gonna care whether the visuals match the copy or vice versa.
So what if it’s a sunny day at the beach and you have a hand model with some funky jewelry holding a globe?? Make the words “upside down” upside down!
But is she gonna get seared where the globe has focused the sun?
Face Needle
I see 2 different glove colors, 3 hands, 2 needles … but …
WHO IS HANDLING THE NEEDLE IN THE MIDDLE?!?!?
Because There Can Only Be ONE Marketing-Focused SaaS Startup With A Cute Primate-Related Name And Mailchimp Wins
This is one of those incredibly important things to a very small number of people who give a shit and something trivial and inconsequential to everyone else on the planet.
I’m so glad I don’t give a shit.
Every Lip Balm Sends A Message
I did an entry about a “Lip Balm Tub” which struck me as just the right combination of one syllable words with the letter “P” or “B” in it to make fun of.
Recently, I found even more examples of this marketing madness and it’s madness: Who knew that putting your brand on something for chapped lips could change the world as we know it. My favorites:
THE TIN!!
THE LANYARD!!
THE CARABINER!!
THE BALLS!!!
THE VARIETY!!
THE ENTIRE COLLECTION
(from Totally Promotional dotcom)
As the great advertiser David Ogilvy once said:
Market to chapped lips and your brand will shine.
If you want to reach back to the origins of this, link below.
The original Lip Balm Tub marketing madness
Sometimes Marketing Madness Gets Papered Over By Social Distancing
They could have made a sign big enough to cover up the elevator ad in this hotel promoting their meeting spaces.
But, ahh, it’s a Global Pandemic! Just don’t kill each other okay?? We can meet in a conference room later.
And if you read the signs carefully through elevator banks 1, 2 and 3 you can see that they are talking about “Meeting in style in the heart of the Main Line.” Oh yeah that…
Amazon Prime Trailer Day – Last Chance!
Prime Day is Amazon stretching social engineering tactics to make us think it’s actually Christmas in June and “we must shop.” But hyping a “Final Trailer” for a movie is like getting us to buy the box for the thing — without the thing.
SHHH!! They’ll Never Know We’re Not Whole Foods!
I wonder if the owner of this bodega on the Lower East Side was like:
“What the hell? If we get just a few more customers wandering in because they think we’re Whole Foods, it’ll be worth getting the name.”
And, that children, is how The Wholesome Foods Bodega got its name! Okay, everybody night night!!
Red Junior And His Bottle Gang
Found this “Pocket Pub” flask hanging on the shelf in the beverage aisle. Some funny stuff going on here:
I guess that ol’ hip flask model is just not cool anymore
Just because you fill this with 8oz of booze doesn’t mean you’re carrying around an entire PUB in your POCKET
My favorite: the lil’ gang of miscreants tucked in the upper right-hand corner.
Stock photo agency wouldn’t permit their faces to promote drunk and disorderly behavior.
The silhouettes make ’em look shady though.
Look At My Face On The Side Of A Building With Rectanguler Holes In My Head!!
Got this mailer for one of those financial advisors offering a webinar to help with retirement. I ask you: Why would I give my money to a guy who has gaping rectangular holes in his head!? WHY!?!?
Yes, yes we know it’s supposed to be the Nasdaq building in Times Square.
But it is also your face on a building with GAPING RECTANGULAR HOLES IN YOUR HEAD!!