Cutting Down Trees Is ALL The Battle

The battle is not against bacteria.  It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters!  Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??

Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels.  Now don’t you feel badly!!

Big Day For Box Of Rags

I’m thinking the generic Box of Rags people consider this a major coup. Scott® with all their supposed marketing might gets bumped down the page, “Rags in a Box” product overshadowed by the sheer mass of Boxes of Rags

I can just hear the Box of Rags sales guy exclaiming to his boss:

Fred!  Are ya sitting down!?  Just got off the phone with the catalog people.  We got a full spread, top third of the page.  Above Scott!!  BOOYAH!!!

The Subtext Of Stock Photos

Looks like your basic stock photos for some clickbait headlines … no biggie.

 

Look again!  

WOMEN suffer from self-doubt and the ‘imposter syndrome.’ (and are also stuck inside sitting at a desk with a cup of coffee)

MEN find Strength and use that to get a job.  (and also go outside and look at the skyline)

Marketing Madness IS Misogynist!