Marketing By Crazy J

On the subway, a rather sloppy ad for The Guardian Angels.  It’s not like they bought ad space and have an agency running their campaign.

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That’s what happens when you have CRAZY J handling your media.

Dead Animals. It’s What’s For Dinner

You can always make ’em cute with lots of bright colors.  But they are still, and always will be:

Dead animals that we eat.  

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Yeah, THAT should put your life in order. Being beheaded, then slow roasted so that the meat falls off your bones. Yes indeed!
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Take a good look at this and consider: it is a headless cartoon duck with a tuxedo presenting itself to you on a silver platter. Oh yeah, WITH a stopwatch in the breast pocket and a martini. Yup…that is what you are seeing.

Exile On Main Street, Apartment 6F, Leave With Doorman

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I think when Home Depot sponsored Nine Inch Nails’ “Sheetrock Tour” the Stones were all:

“WHO DOES TRENT REZNOR THINK HE IS?!  GET US A CORPORATE SPONSOR NOW!!”

other bonus throwaway jokes include:

“Can’t ya hear me knockin’ because this package cannot be delivered without a signature”

“I can’t get no overnight shipping”

“Sympathy For The Bubble Wrap”

“Give my 2 pound package shelter”

 

Exit Light … Enter Jelly Queen

After cropping these pictures I now have nightmares about this beast.

JellyQueen1This is as scary as clowns are to small children. That face!!  No teeth or opening for a mouth, just a reddish jelled mass under a protrusion. Some sorta blue-ish translucent eyebrow curled into a wicked hook shape!

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And the entire body, another shiny, jelled translucent mass, with an arm and hand-like appendage that conjures some sorta CG movie monster melting under hot lights.

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Run Chicky Run! They’re Gonna Kill You!

As noted before, I’m not a fan of depicting the actual animal in cartoon form in my food marketing.  So, although this guy looks happy-ish, he is RUNNING so what does that tell you?  Yes, we understand this may be advertising fast food but seriously?

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The word play is pretty shoddy too.  A better tag line would be:

“More dead animals for your dead presidents”