Run Chicky Run! They’re Gonna Kill You!

As noted before, I’m not a fan of depicting the actual animal in cartoon form in my food marketing.  So, although this guy looks happy-ish, he is RUNNING so what does that tell you?  Yes, we understand this may be advertising fast food but seriously?

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The word play is pretty shoddy too.  A better tag line would be:

“More dead animals for your dead presidents”

It’s Just Another Juice

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“Ralph, I’m doing the labels. What’re we putting on this?”

“Cranberry, Strawberry…not sure, another juice”

“Well, what’s that other juice?”

“Mike, I have no idea, it’s juice.  I’m sure!”

And children, that’s the story of
“How The White Cranberry Strawberry Juice Got Its Label!”