Because you may want to find out who made the olive oil that poisoned you.
Sometimes its it’s very hard to articulate what exactly a consumer is seeking. When all else fails, why not: NEED WANT NOW
Take your sad, sports-obsessed, testosterone-fueled life and make it one thing: a big ugly giant ear, with stumpy legs and short arms.
And just stand there.
Because that’s all you are.
Maybe it’s a … sign.
Get it?? Sign?
Oh forget it…you’re drunk!
I love how the random stuff at 7-Eleven that’s not snacks connotes a weird sorta party:
“Guess what we’re doin’ tonight?!? We’ll play cards, roll dice, sing happy birthday, mess with a flashlight and use bug spray!! Happy Birthday!!”
Marketing Madness Rule #21 – Incorporate the industry lingo into the copy … no matter how ridiculous. It’ll be worth it.
When you need to collect more than just the boring demographics of Mr. or Mrs. … this is the dropdown for you!
I’m surprised they even bothered to cut the cardboard in that sorta exploding border thing. Otherwise, this is just sad.
Then again, this is just by the freight elevator (on the right), not a heavily trafficked part of the store.