If You Buy This, Something Will Happen … Can’t Explain It. But It’s Something

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Sign up with this energy company and get 5,000 US Airways dividend miles.  Maybe?  

The copywriter stared at a lamp too long, got hypnotized and the lamp wrote the copy so the premise is that the lamp gets to stay on.  Huh?

Well, see, you’ll get energy so cheap from Energy Plus, that you’ll leave lights on.  And while those lights are on, you’ll earn miles.  And the jet engine’s silhouette will glow in an eerie white on the lampshade.  And you can fly all over the world…for free.  And burn jet fuel…and increase your carbon footprint…and all these good things happen just because you stared at that lamp. 

Love the Lamp…it is your friend.  

Dead Animals. It’s What’s For Dinner

You can always make ’em cute with lots of bright colors.  But they are still, and always will be:

Dead animals that we eat.  

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Yeah, THAT should put your life in order. Being beheaded, then slow roasted so that the meat falls off your bones. Yes indeed!
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Take a good look at this and consider: it is a headless cartoon duck with a tuxedo presenting itself to you on a silver platter. Oh yeah, WITH a stopwatch in the breast pocket and a martini. Yup…that is what you are seeing.

Exit Light … Enter Jelly Queen

After cropping these pictures I now have nightmares about this beast.

JellyQueen1This is as scary as clowns are to small children. That face!!  No teeth or opening for a mouth, just a reddish jelled mass under a protrusion. Some sorta blue-ish translucent eyebrow curled into a wicked hook shape!

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And the entire body, another shiny, jelled translucent mass, with an arm and hand-like appendage that conjures some sorta CG movie monster melting under hot lights.

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Nightmare For A Chicken

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No imagination here.  What kinda food truck is this beyond that they have chicken?  So, unable to conjure any sorta hook, they just say “Dream Chicken.”  Maybe for you, but for the chicken happily spreading his wings, eyes bulging…THIS   IS      NO          DREAM.