I’m sorry I know I’m an ignorant fool and just can’t keep up with all the new doohickies and gewgaws the kids have but…seriously. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
I get it. MIT Technology Review. Cool logo with lower-case font and a modern “N” in the middle. A hole at the bottom with chamfered edge. But … I must repeat … WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!
Everybody knows writers are tortured souls who only have nightmares, not “dreams.”
Would a manly man really take vitamin gummies?
Citibank is holding everything up.
They also have a lotta people’s money too
“OMG!!? The one in Shanghai??! And Moscow?!”
A non-event: opening yet another Victoria’s Secret.
Same store as Paducah KY and Wauwatosa WI and Tusaloosa AL and Schenectady NY and Fargo ND and …
For this page of the Skymall catalog, the editors figured:
“Let’s put all these together…just get ’em out of the way. They’re all kind of related, right?”
There really is nothing “adult” about these pretzels. In fact, I’m feeling immature making fun of this.
But I mean, c’mon! Nutzels and Rods???
Remind me to use this one when I present The Museum of Marketing Madness to high school boys.
How much time do you think they debated what that color should be for this product?
The boss said:
“Here’s 300 of these ‘Something More For Less’ signs. Put ’em around the store.”
And the clerk said:
“F that. Imma just put ’em all in one aisle.”
Why don’t they just come out and say it?
“The more you do for yourself, the less we do for you.”
“And the less we do for you, the more money we make. And the more money we make…well, you get the idea.”