I think when Home Depot sponsored Nine Inch Nails’ “Sheetrock Tour” the Stones were all:
“WHO DOES TRENT REZNOR THINK HE IS?! GET US A CORPORATE SPONSOR NOW!!”
other bonus throwaway jokes include:
“Can’t ya hear me knockin’ because this package cannot be delivered without a signature”
“I can’t get no overnight shipping”
“Sympathy For The Bubble Wrap”
“Give my 2 pound package shelter”
People get crazy around the holidays … and not just the shoppers. Maybe this was like a placeholder manikin, until they get a real one?? Part of me is concerned about whoever put this in the window but, then again, I admire the guts.
Luckily I found this urinal just in time. WHEW!
Because otherwise we would scare the children?
Why? Did I screwed up getting dressed again…shit.
I dunno. Why do you advertise?
Because loincloths are SO 10,000 BC?
Because you came up with an ad campaign so stupid I could write these jokes all day
Between the statement “Color Makes You Happy” and the expression of unbridled joy on these manikins faces … the message is clear.
Three steps?!? I thought you just pull them off the shelf and stomp on them!
Think of the poor designer who was saddled with this assignment. And copywriter.
It’s a soap dispenser. Yeah, it’s foamy. Maybe, by virtue of the foamy it is light. But does it need to be called Light and Foamy?
And, let’s not forget, the attorney who filed the register Lite’n Foamy
I bought it because of the package. I knew it wasn’t fresh fruit. I didn’t mind that it would be dried.
But how to contain my disappointment when I open and see this?
Let’s face it. They came up with the name “MAOZ” getting wasted in Amsterdam back in 1991. That’s why it has ‘no specific meaning’ — they don’t even remember!
I guess it’s better than saying:
FOOD SHOULD NOT KILL YOU