The battle is not against bacteria. It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters! Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??
Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels. Now don’t you feel badly!!
…and also disembodied blue hands with red fingers are a sign of …
HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A SIGN OF?!?!
A monologue which attempts to explain WTF this site is all about.
Seriously. This is what they call these things … and you know you’ve seen one. A tub of lip balm…branded with the company’s logo on it.
But, MORE seriously. Lip Tub Balm collaborated with Thich Nhat Hanh on a book of aphorisms and meditative musings called:
From: Outside // To: Inside
People get crazy around the holidays … and not just the shoppers. Maybe this was like a placeholder manikin, until they get a real one?? Part of me is concerned about whoever put this in the window but, then again, I admire the guts.
I guess it’s better than saying:
F OOD S HOULD N OT K ILL Y OU