Argo Tea … you’ll be hearing from Al Pacino’s lawyer … AND The Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act

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Play around all you want with your cappucinos and your smoothies Argo Tea.  But once you start slapping -puccino on everything or corrupting the word “smoothie” to sound an awful like the last name of Senator Reed Smoot co-author of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930, you are stepping on very shaky ground, very shaky ground indeed!

If You Buy This, Something Will Happen … Can’t Explain It. But It’s Something

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Sign up with this energy company and get 5,000 US Airways dividend miles.  Maybe?  

The copywriter stared at a lamp too long, got hypnotized and the lamp wrote the copy so the premise is that the lamp gets to stay on.  Huh?

Well, see, you’ll get energy so cheap from Energy Plus, that you’ll leave lights on.  And while those lights are on, you’ll earn miles.  And the jet engine’s silhouette will glow in an eerie white on the lampshade.  And you can fly all over the world…for free.  And burn jet fuel…and increase your carbon footprint…and all these good things happen just because you stared at that lamp. 

Love the Lamp…it is your friend.