Hulk not transform from cold pressed juice! Hulk transform from gamma radiation and other strange chemical process.
Juice only good for normal human!
Hulk not endorse juice from cart on city street!
Hulk and Marvel Comics Lawyers sue for rights to use image!
Marketing Madness in Trade Catalogs #17:
Big mistake putting metal on the cover of…CONSOLIDATED PLASTICS
Sometimes you just wonder why they bother to write these things on a package. The cheapest food in the world doesn’t need sexy. But it wold look empty with just the oh-so-generic brand Pasta USA and the photo. So the designer just had to say something. That explains it.
The Earth doesn’t need a tune-up. The Earth doesn’t NEED anything…it is a PLANET! Earth is not even insulted by this.
It doesn’t even care that I’m defending it against this crappy concept.
I bought it because of the package. I knew it wasn’t fresh fruit. I didn’t mind that it would be dried.
But how to contain my disappointment when I open and see this?
I guess it’s better than saying:
FOOD SHOULD NOT KILL YOU
Would a manly man really take vitamin gummies?
How much time do you think they debated what that color should be for this product?
I love how the random stuff at 7-Eleven that’s not snacks connotes a weird sorta party:
“Guess what we’re doin’ tonight?!? We’ll play cards, roll dice, sing happy birthday, mess with a flashlight and use bug spray!! Happy Birthday!!”
Yes, there are men in chef toques with whisks and ladles carefully pouring chocolate over your cookies.
Then why is that image a drawing??
Because the photo wouldn’t quite communicate the same thing.