Dead Animals. It’s What’s For Dinner

You can always make ’em cute with lots of bright colors.  But they are still, and always will be:

Dead animals that we eat.  

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Yeah, THAT should put your life in order. Being beheaded, then slow roasted so that the meat falls off your bones. Yes indeed!
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Take a good look at this and consider: it is a headless cartoon duck with a tuxedo presenting itself to you on a silver platter. Oh yeah, WITH a stopwatch in the breast pocket and a martini. Yup…that is what you are seeing.

Exit Light … Enter Jelly Queen

After cropping these pictures I now have nightmares about this beast.

JellyQueen1This is as scary as clowns are to small children. That face!!  No teeth or opening for a mouth, just a reddish jelled mass under a protrusion. Some sorta blue-ish translucent eyebrow curled into a wicked hook shape!

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And the entire body, another shiny, jelled translucent mass, with an arm and hand-like appendage that conjures some sorta CG movie monster melting under hot lights.

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Marketing Madness Rule #12 – Word Play Is Hard Work

You’re a chimney sweep so why not use the verb sweep in your copy! Except it reads like…

Don’t buy a used car from a used car salesman. Buy it from me: A Used Car Salesman!

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And let’s not forget Faceless Gold Figure on the Ladder to Heaven … which was at one time the working title to Wim Wenders’ movie “Wings of Desire”

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