So wait, does this mean “Iron Means Iron?” Or does the first iron cancel out the second iron and that they are really saying is “MEANS?!” I think I just blew my own mind.
Okay, Moleskine makes nice notebooks. But don’t try so hard to make them seem cool with some crap about Analog Clouds. I don’t want to buy them because they’re trying to be cool. That’s just not cool.
The Earth doesn’t need a tune-up. The Earth doesn’t NEED anything…it is a PLANET! Earth is not even insulted by this.
It doesn’t even care that I’m defending it against this crappy concept.
Three steps?!? I thought you just pull them off the shelf and stomp on them!
Everybody knows writers are tortured souls who only have nightmares, not “dreams.”
Sign up with this energy company and get 5,000 US Airways dividend miles. Maybe?
The copywriter stared at a lamp too long, got hypnotized and the lamp wrote the copy so the premise is that the lamp gets to stay on. Huh?
Well, see, you’ll get energy so cheap from Energy Plus, that you’ll leave lights on. And while those lights are on, you’ll earn miles. And the jet engine’s silhouette will glow in an eerie white on the lampshade. And you can fly all over the world…for free. And burn jet fuel…and increase your carbon footprint…and all these good things happen just because you stared at that lamp.
Love the Lamp…it is your friend.
On the subway, a rather sloppy ad for The Guardian Angels. It’s not like they bought ad space and have an agency running their campaign.
From the Museum of Marketing Madness Archives, I know they merged back in 2012 with United. But even before the merger, and things were sloppy, this is just sad.
Our commitment remains the same: When you fly in our planes, you will land. You might land in the wrong airport. You might crash.
But you will land.
As noted before, I’m not a fan of depicting the actual animal in cartoon form in my food marketing. So, although this guy looks happy-ish, he is RUNNING so what does that tell you? Yes, we understand this may be advertising fast food but seriously?
The word play is pretty shoddy too. A better tag line would be:
“More dead animals for your dead presidents”
This is just naughty. I’m sorry … it just is.