Exile On Main Street, Apartment 6F, Leave With Doorman

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I think when Home Depot sponsored Nine Inch Nails’ “Sheetrock Tour” the Stones were all:

“WHO DOES TRENT REZNOR THINK HE IS?!  GET US A CORPORATE SPONSOR NOW!!”

other bonus throwaway jokes include:

“Can’t ya hear me knockin’ because this package cannot be delivered without a signature”

“I can’t get no overnight shipping”

“Sympathy For The Bubble Wrap”

“Give my 2 pound package shelter”

 

Cherry Coke – Mandrill Edition

Coca-Cola spends billions on advertising. Maybe even trillions … trust me, it’s a lot of money. So every logo, every package, every piece of copy has been tested, researched, analyzed and designed to flawless diamond precision.

Then what happened here?

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We have Cherry Coke, with your prominent cherries falling from a reddish, almost nuclear winter kinda sky. A little weird but okay. Where are we?
cherry_coke_CU2Just a bunch of monolithic buildings or structures, ominous, eerie. And way over here in one spot is this … this pattern. Looks like a … huh I dunno … mandrill.
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A mandrill.  Yeah that’s right.  c0217dc0d21e45e5c6ed315adb768c53