Cutting Down Trees Is ALL The Battle

The battle is not against bacteria.  It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters!  Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??

Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels.  Now don’t you feel badly!!

Adult Pretzels

There really is nothing “adult” about these pretzels.  In fact, I’m feeling immature making fun of this.

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But I mean, c’mon!  Nutzels and Rods???

Remind me to use this one when I present The Museum of Marketing Madness to high school boys.