The battle is not against bacteria. It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters! Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??
Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels. Now don’t you feel badly!!
…and also disembodied blue hands with red fingers are a sign of …
HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A SIGN OF?!?!
For this page of the Skymall catalog, the editors figured:
“Let’s put all these together…just get ’em out of the way. They’re all kind of related, right?”
It’s just a little hard to read.
Considering the amount of detail, it’s very easy to lose this apparent honesty on the part of the MTA.