Play around all you want with your cappucinos and your smoothies Argo Tea. But once you start slapping -puccino on everything or corrupting the word “smoothie” to sound an awful like the last name of Senator Reed Smoot co-author of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930, you are stepping on very shaky ground, very shaky ground indeed!
Make them wear this frilly, little hard hat liner and emasculate the hell out of ’em! The Hardliner will also minimize the impact of macho traits such as tattoos, standing with arms folded and chewing on toothpicks.
I’m sorry I know I’m an ignorant fool and just can’t keep up with all the new doohickies and gewgaws the kids have but…seriously. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
I get it. MIT Technology Review. Cool logo with lower-case font and a modern “N” in the middle. A hole at the bottom with chamfered edge. But … I must repeat … WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!
Everybody knows writers are tortured souls who only have nightmares, not “dreams.”