There really is nothing “adult” about these pretzels. In fact, I’m feeling immature making fun of this.
But I mean, c’mon! Nutzels and Rods???
Remind me to use this one when I present The Museum of Marketing Madness to high school boys.
Marketing Madness in Trade Catalogs #17:
Big mistake putting metal on the cover of…CONSOLIDATED PLASTICS
Gummies again … this time in a health food store from Garden Of Life.
This makes me sad. Does health food have to be gummy too? Can’t we just eat regular food that isn’t gummy?
for another gummy-related link go see my take on Men’s VitaCrave Gummies for manly men.
Kinda like “shampoo and conditioner” but worse.
A monologue which attempts to explain WTF this site is all about.
Seriously. This is what they call these things … and you know you’ve seen one. A tub of lip balm…branded with the company’s logo on it.
But, MORE seriously. Lip Tub Balm collaborated with Thich Nhat Hanh on a book of aphorisms and meditative musings called:
From: Outside // To: Inside
So wait, does this mean “Iron Means Iron?” Or does the first iron cancel out the second iron and that they are really saying is “MEANS?!” I think I just blew my own mind.
I think the right-to-life movement may take issue with this. Life begins at conception…not when you try 3-cheese queso. Right?